[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

One of the things that make me want to bite, is someone telling me what to call things.

I cannot, will not in a tree.
I refuse to do it, let me be.
It makes me feel I've stepped in Poop.
When I'm corrected by a guy named Swoop.

Very good!
A young man named Swoop
sat downtrodden on his stoop
allowing his spirits to droop
he was scared and filled with dread
a little bird had hit him in the head
with a load of wet, sticky poop!
plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Oh, what a poop
it IS!