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Hilarious, now the guys have posted a thread.
1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl
They just can't stand to be left out!!!!

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to be quiet.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

Well, I'm joining the guy talk. I understand it better .. roflao Cars, sports I understand. Makeup, hair I get kinda lost.

Sam, I'm notorious from going from very long (last time was almost to the waist) to very short. This is a grow out from last year -- was a little above the chin. Idiot stylist wouldn't cut it as short as I wanted.

As to sex over 50, I'm working on proving something I read once wrong. It said that the hymen grows back after 7 years of no use. Well, I'm working on it. Will find someone to take my virginity (again) next year. How's that for a way to keep young. ;)

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake. 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

Red, hubby says he hopes you can wait until after the 17th of Feb.

Long hair - I am letting mine grow long and then will have it all cut off and donate it to Locks of Love. Have you thought of doing that RW?

HB

Hi,

I thought you were joking about the "boys site." I can not believe at their age they are still copying us.

HB

RW I just went in to peek at there site and I think you have more post on that site than any of the men.

HB

HB -- Don't think I can wait til the 17th. Guess I'm stuck doing it myself (again). sigh

Well, one post on the boys' site is to answer Bernie's question. But I always was one of the guys (just cuter!).

RW yes much cuter and you still are. And you also have more hair than most of them. :)

HB

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My hair dresser is a colorist that has taught all over and I will miss her when we finally move. Maybe we can pay her way once a month and she can do everyones hair at that time. I don't look good with the dark, white, gray that is now coming in. Went to Vegas one time and hair dresser at Caesar's couldn't believe that my hair was colored. Getting old doesn't mean we have to look it. Living my life looking the best I can no matter the age.

Mikark,

YES!!!!! :bigthumbsup:

I've been a member of TOTV since January 2007 (not a frequent poster) and this is the funniest thread so far. You kids are nuts.

With regard to the Astroglide comment (I think I'm understanding what that meant), I have a friend who uses Olive Oil....yes, Olive Oil, and she swears by it. I haven't had the nerve to try it yet.

Anyhow, keep this thread going, girls, I'm gonna keep reading.

fraurauch

Hope you keep posting. Come to the chat room in the evening, probably around 8:30 pm EST.

There is always room for one more and there is a chair just waiting for you.

HB

Question - is the olive oil the virgin type or the extra virgin?

HB