[nONIE]

Originally Posted by beady

Nonie, when you find something that makes you look skinny you are obligated to share.
I will be wearing the caftans for sure.....with or without underwear....that's something I am not sharing. doh doh

Beady, I just checked out the caftan site. Dont know if they will make me look skinnier but they will sure cover a multitude of sins!

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Nonie

Well now Bare, that would certainly make a hit on the ship, people will be heading to :: over the rail! LOL LOL

No no Nonie. You do the saran wrap thing at home in private BEFORE the trip!!! They actually have salons that do this and they cost a lot of money.

Did you think I was suggesting you walk around the cruise ship with sarah wrap on? You are so funny. 1rnfl

Let's all just wear caftans. Much simpler, and it will hide the extra pounds we add eating the cruise food. Arrrrrg

[barb1191]

Originally Posted by Nonie

OMG, Boomer come quick, they desperately need your help!!! :

You are soooo funny, Nonie. Gee, I thought we were doing fairly well with the story line.

barb

[barb1191]

Originally Posted by barefoot at last

No no Nonie. You do the saran wrap thing at home in private BEFORE the trip!!! They actually have salons that do this and they cost a lot of money.

Did you think I was suggesting you walk around the cruise ship with sarah wrap on? You are so funny. 1rnfl

Let's all just wear caftans. Much simpler, and it will hide the extra pounds we add eating the cruise food. Arrrrrg

Just try to avoid the high winds on deck while wearing those caftans!!! :redface: :redface:

[Barefoot]

A woman in North Carolina had twins this week. The boy weighed 10 lbs 14 ounces.
The girl weighed 12 lbs 3 ounces. For a total of 23 lbs.

And you think you had a hard week!

[beady]

Oh, Nonie you are hilarious 1rnfl 1rnfl 1rnfl

I have an idea.... saran wrap under the caftans, then we can eat as we cruise and sweat it off as we go....no one would ever guess....

[Barefoot]

Beady, perfect solution. And if we have a double chocolate desert, we'll just put on two layers of saran wrap.

[nONIE]

OMG, Wouldnt we feel like we were in Straight jackets???

What happened to the freeing feeling of wearing our caftans???

And how do we explain the strange noise under our clothes?? :dontknow:

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Nonie

OMG, Wouldnt we feel like we were in Straight jackets???
What happened to the freeing feeling of wearing our caftans???
And how do we explain the strange noise under our clothes?? :dontknow:

To cover the strange noises under our clothes, we will simply play the kazoo when in public. Beads and I probably have some left over from the TV Kazoo Day. Easy peasy.

After the first day you take off the saran wrap .. ten pounds gone and the air can blow through. Or, if you're really uptight about a few lbs, there are other alternatives, like ::

[beady]

Nonie and Bare ... Saran wrap is very quiet, no noise from under the caftan.


Would be fun to do a kazoo concert onboard...it wouldn't be too annoying to the other passengers

We can call ourselves the Cruiser Girls...oh wait !!!!that could have another meaning... :redface:

[nONIE]

Beady,

I absolutely love the idea of having a kazoo concert on board, I really mean it. We could be part of the ship entertainment, mabe even harmonize! Are ya in Bare, and anyone else who is kazoo gifted??? 040

[chelsea24]

Originally Posted by beady

Nonie and Bare ... Saran wrap is very quiet, no noise from under the caftan.

And Beady you know this how? 1rnfl

I'm not packing my bongos, so I can Kazoo, can Zoo? :bigthumbsup: Where do we get them?

[barb1191]

Originally Posted by chelsea24

And Beady you know this how? 1rnfl

I'm not packing my bongos, so I can Kazoo, can Zoo? :bigthumbsup: Where do we get them?

Probably the dollar store or Markets of Marion; they have EVERYTHING there....b

[nONIE]

I have found that cheap Kazoos sound terrible. I think we better look for a higher end kazoo, mabe at a music store? Dollar store kazoos will drive people to jump overboard and abandon ship.

Please let me know if you find a great sounding kazoo, thanks!

I just remembered! Cracker Barrel sells Kazoos.

[barb1191]

http://aolsearch.aol.com/aol/search?...lover&ie=UTF-8

Re kazoos.....this should give you lotsa choices....b