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No nie. Sounds like a great night to me. Think of it this way. If you died in your sleep wouldn't you be glad you finished the ice cream
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What you ladies need is a good diet- The Oreo Diet. It will help you deal with all the stress that builds up during the day.
Instructions for Stress Diet BREAKFAST: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim milk LUNCH: 4 oz. lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed spinach 1 cup herb tea 1 Oreo cookie MID-AFTERNOON SNACK: The rest of Oreos in the package 2 pints Rocky Road ice cream, nuts, cherries and whipped cream 1 jar hot fudge sauce DINNER: 2 loaves garlic bread 4 cans or 1 large pitcher Coke 1 large sausage, mushroom and cheese pizza 3 Snickers bars LATE EVENING NEWS: Entire frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from freezer) RULES FOR THIS DIET: 1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the diet soda cancels out the calories in the candy bar. 3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you do not eat more than they do. 4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. 5. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. 6. Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. (Examples: Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots and Tootsie Rolls.) 7. Cookie pieces contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie leakage. 8. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. 9. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. (Examples: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and mashed potatoes.) 10. Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. 11. Anything consumed while standing has no calories. This is due to gravity and the density of the caloric mass. 12. Anything consumed from someone else's plate has no calories since the calories rightfully belong to the other person and will cling to his/her plate. (We ALL know how calories like to cling!) Remember, "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts." |
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uuuuummmmm original post was in 09....I am sure nONIE is not still checking this one out. Cute post tho LoveThoseBigDogs.
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I read somewhere that is you close your eyes when you are eating...there are no calories!! :laugh:
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You're going to be ok. Dont be too hard on yourself and incorporate small lifestyle changes. Your body is quite forgiving.
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It's OK. Last night I had a dream where I was eating a giant marshmellow.
I woke up and my pillow was gone. :jester: These things happen. |
Above almost every quality in people I love a sense of humor.
I reread this old thread and laughed at so many posts from dear, sweet, funny people. Nonie has been moved in for a long time and that ice cream is a memory. But Nonie is still the sweetest and nicest person you could ever meet and a whole myriad of folks have helped her through a "difficult" time. Now. I would like to confess my addiction to rum raisin ice cream from Publix. My name is not Bill, but I am warning you, if you don't want to have to kick a nasty habit, leave the rum raisin ice cream from Publix alone. |
I would like to thank Nonie and every single poster here for their compassion, concern, sense of humor and detailed precision ni story-telling.
As I was reading all of the posts, my Klondike bar (vanilla) topped with a Fat Boy has melted into oblivion and, you guessed it! We are now OUT OF ICE CREAM soooooo.......!YOU SAVED MY LIFE!!!!!!! I AM NOT WORTHY. hold a sec. Mmmmmmmm. got it. some dripped on my arm. thanks again. |
What would you do-ooo-oo for a Klondike Bar! Ah, memories of Pittsburgh and Isalys. I loved to bite the chocolate off the edges, then go for the middle.
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