[renielarson]

None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces
Just the stone cold truth of great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b*****d who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the h*ll away from me until you are well. Again.. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

[chelsea24]

I love this. It tells it like it really is! Thanks for posting it. I'm going to send it back to all my girlfriends in Chicago.