[tomwed]

pm me, ask questions, if you want to play----if more then 1 person responds, the first person gets the spot

[Nucky]

I would if I could tomwed but something happens only once a year and today is the day, I'm so excited. Have fun anyway. I would have caddied for you, free.

Or will caddie for Tilapia.

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I would if I could tomwed but something happens only once a year and today is the day, I'm so excited. Have fun anyway. I would have caddied for you, free.

Or will caddie for Tilapia.

thank-you---I signed up for 2 spots and my friend can't make it---if you want, pm me when you can play after 5 and I'll try to line something up. I'll play anywhere in the villages. About 30 years ago I was not a very good golfer, little did i know at the time, I was peaking.

[Nucky]

Just like The Political Forum. I guess peaking is bad all over. Have fun.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I would if I could tomwed but something happens only once a year and today is the day, I'm so excited. Have fun anyway. I would have caddied for you, free.

Or will caddie for Tilapia.

Happy Birthday??

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by Nucky

I would if I could tomwed but something happens only once a year and today is the day, I'm so excited. Have fun anyway. I would have caddied for you, free.

Or will caddie for Tilapia.

Are you rotating your tires?
You know they rotate a lot on the golf course.
Why would you offer to caddie for a tilapia? Do you think if you do a good job he'll slip you a fin?

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Are you rotating your tires?
You know they rotate a lot on the golf course.
Why would you offer to caddie for a tilapia? Do you think if you do a good job he'll slip you a fin?

You 2 are quite the comedy team.

I think Nucky's going to keep us guessing. Whatever it is, my friend, enjoy!

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by Abby10

You 2 are quite the comedy team.

I think Nucky's going to keep us guessing. Whatever it is, my friend, enjoy!

Yupper the Big 60. My neighbor was laughing he said he has socks that old. I've been busy fielding beautiful calls from the north today.

I told my wife, this is for any Newbies, if we move to The Villages we will be promoted from babysitters to Real GrandParents. Guess what it worked. I got words today from the four grandchildren that money can't buy.

Our kids are tighter than a crabs butt and twice as waterproof. That's OK I told them whoever is the nicest to us from here to the finish line will be noticed the most in the will. (Suckers) We left everything to the grandkids and they don't get zippity do dah until they are 25. Check and Mate.

It's a Happy day, look where we are. Rain or not.

[Nucky]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Are you rotating your tires?
You know they rotate a lot on the golf course.
Why would you offer to caddie for a tilapia? Do you think if you do a good job he'll slip you a fin?

I just set 'em up and Tom cashes in. All I care about is that we have a laugh.

It seems nice on here lately. Has the dark cloud left us for another forum? Not the big left 'em, I don't wish that on anyone.

[tomwed]

Well, I'm on the golf course, 5th hole using my cell phone. It's raining like hell and lightning is all around but that don't bother me. I'm having the game of my life and I'm going to keep playing. I'll keep [ooo---- that was a loud one] you posted. till then

[Nucky]

Dear Lord don't let this end like the rain scene in Caddyshack with the Priest. TOTV'S needs tomwed.

[tomwed]

Originally Posted by Nucky

Dear Lord don't let this end like the rain scene in Caddyshack with the Priest. TOTV'S needs tomwed.

Don't worry about me, Karma. I birdied 5. I wish you showed up. I don't own a cart or waterproof shoes.

[Abby10]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Well, I'm on the golf course, 5th hole using my cell phone. It's raining like hell and lightning is all around but that don't bother me. I'm having the game of my life and I'm going to keep playing. I'll keep [ooo---- that was a loud one] you posted. till then

Tomwed - get off the golf course......don't make me come down there, or this will be you

[ColdNoMore]

Originally Posted by tomwed

Well, I'm on the golf course, 5th hole using my cell phone. It's raining like hell and lightning is all around but that don't bother me. I'm having the game of my life and I'm going to keep playing. I'll keep [ooo---- that was a loud one] you posted. till then

I hope you have your 1 iron with you...and are holding it in the air.


Because as Trevino says, not even God...can hit a 1 iron.



Hi Nucky.

[tomwed]

My smartphone is getting awfully wet. Fortunately I keep a big bag of rice in my golf bag for just such an occasion. I carry a big bag. Of course, I wouldn't need to carry it at all if you know who, showed up.