You are responding to the wrong person. He is not the one who said, "Who cares?"

Probably, but I doubt that an informal "tournament" on an executive course has any rules, at least none that the participants are likely to follow. The only rule that I would expect them to follow, and they don't, is "rake the bunkers, fill your divots and repair any pitch marks."

In West Va, we would settle as follows: Each team that is tied picks one player. Those selected stand on the green and at the signal, fight MMA style until they are the last one standing, either by others quitting or becoming incapacitated and unable to continue. Easy enough and not complicated.

Does the loser have to slop the winner's hogs and give him his tobaki to chew as well?

Not the actually loser per se but the loser's wife, which is also his cousin.

I would have thought sister 😂😂😂

That's usually everyone's first marriage and they usually don't last so most have moved on to cousins.