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brostholder 11-11-2010 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip2MySue (Post 307338)
Things are very tense here and I felt the only fair compromise would be to go to you 15,000+ members to try and stop the battle and win the war.:boxing2: The problem we are dealing with is the over or under. I swear that the toilet paper roll should have the paper coming from over the top and DW emphatically states that it should be from underneath. Please dear members would you let my wife know that once again she is wrong and end this once and for all.:ohdear:
I'm not smart enough to know how to set this up as a poll but if someone else would like to set it up it could possibly help thousands of us that have sat back in silence and changed the roll.
Thanks for taking on this crappy challenge.:clap2:
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The answer is simple for us "operation" guys. When you are seated on your throne, if the toilet paper holder is below the level of the top of your thigh, the paper should come from the top so you dont have to reach way down to get it. If the toilet paper holder is above the level of your thigh, the paper should come from the bottom.

graciegirl 11-12-2010 10:12 AM
I just wanna tell ya....that I love this forum and almost everyone who posts here. You are way more interesting than the younger twerps I hang out with up north.

Not a one of them would have taken the time to figure this issue out!!!:a20:

kentucky blue 11-12-2010 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by brostholder (Post 307471)
The answer is simple for us "operation" guys. When you are seated on your throne, if the toilet paper holder is below the level of the top of your thigh, the paper should come from the top so you dont have to reach way down to get it. If the toilet paper holder is above the level of your thigh, the paper should come from the bottom.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on your hands:icon_wink:Next we will be discussing our favorite brand of toilet tissue, or better yet, the "bidet":icon_wink:

duffysmom 11-12-2010 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 307341)
I will ask my employers, The Morses, since they are know everything.:1rotfl::1rotfl:


JUST KIDDING
:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Bosoxfan 11-12-2010 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by gary42651 (Post 307368)
Its OVER, and I am the boss in my house and I have my wifes permission to say that
Ditto!!:22yikes:

The Great Fumar 11-12-2010 02:39 PM
A little over the top !!
 
Com'on Kids

It all depends who changes the roll , if men do it , it comes over the top and if ladies do it , it comes from the bottom .
Nobody knows why , they just do.!!!!
I was told this years ago in college , (It may have been in an Art Appreciation class), and it reverts back to the old OUTHOUSES, men tear the front pages out of the Sears catalog and ladies tear out the back.....This was the proper protocol , however we didn't abide by this as we had a Monkey Wards catalog..

gone with the wind fumar (bad joke) .....:BigApplause:

Russ_Boston 11-12-2010 03:12 PM
Easier to tear with one hand when over the top. But if it comes to a choice of under or none I'll take under:)

swrinfla 11-12-2010 03:23 PM
justanormalgirl:

You know that that's the ONLY way. How else is my cabin steward to do his/her job?

I once discovered my tp here at home pointed; the cleaning crew had just left! I haven't seen that again!

SWR
:beer3:

BobKat1 11-12-2010 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 307554)
I just wanna tell ya....that I love this forum and almost everyone who posts here. You are way more interesting than the younger twerps I hang out with up north.

Not a one of them would have taken the time to figure this issue out!!!:a20:
I've found that when one reaches a certain age, one has more time to ponder these mysteries of life.

2newyorkers 11-12-2010 04:19 PM
This was an ongoing dilemna for Ann Landers for years. I do not think it was ever resolved. My opinion.. as long as it is there I do not care!

Shimpy 11-12-2010 05:04 PM
Manufactures try to keep the paper sanitary. Why would you pull the paper from under, cleaning the wall before it gets to you? Also why would you want to stretch another 4 inches to reach the paper?

Pturner 11-12-2010 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Skip2MySue (Post 307649)
GREAT, another survey!!!!!!!!! In our house we use charmin:eclipsee_gold_cup:
Skip 2
We're Charminites too.

:beer3:

Hmmm. I just thoughta somethin. I wonder if toilet paper makers invented beer.

...Gotta go

K9-Lovers 11-12-2010 06:11 PM
Many moons ago when I was an event planner, we use to calculate the number of porta-johns needed by including the number of kegs consumed the previous year.

Pturner 11-12-2010 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by K9-Lovers (Post 307709)
Many moons ago when I was an event planner, we use to calculate the number of porta-johns needed by including the number of kegs consumed the previous year.
If the pun wasn't intended, it should have been. :a20:

K9-Lovers 11-12-2010 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Pturner (Post 307725)
If the pun wasn't intended, it should have been. :a20:
PTurner, you are one sharp cookie! :p


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