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Subject: Four Catholic Ladies

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks
into a room, everyone calls him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down,
but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2," hard bodied, Male
stripper.
Whenever he walks into a room, women say.....

"My God."