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Taltarzac 04-04-2008 02:04 PM

Re: Albert Einstein - A Very Belated Happy Birthday
 
The U.S. state that employs the most illegal immigrants has a nickname, ie Call-a-foreigner.
:joke:

Muncle 04-05-2008 12:01 AM

Re: Albert Einstein - A Very Belated Happy Birthday
 
Okay Boom, you started it.

A punch line has been going through my head all day and I cannot remember the setup.

"A mime is a terrible thing to waste."

I know it was used in Robin Hood: Men in Tights, but I seem to remember that it was a punchline in a terrible joke.

Speaking of that movie, there was an oldish TV show, very short lived, that was absolutely hilarious. When Things Were Rotten (1975) was filled with sight gags and terrible/wonderful puns. "The wall have ears" would reveal a wall covered with human ears. "Put that man in his place" would result in the Prince's guards pounding a peasant into the ground with huge sledges. And a sign something like:
Welcome to Sherwood Forest
No picnicking
No parades
No parties
No poaching
No panhandling
No piracy
No polo
No preaching
No something else
And that's only the P's

And of course, Misty Rowe as Maid Marian.

Boomer 04-05-2008 01:27 AM

Re: Albert Einstein - A Very Belated Happy Birthday
 
Munc,

That is good stuff.

I almost missed it. I was busy doing true confessions on that Feminine Forum thread abt. Clark Gable --- that you almost ruined for me. Thank you very much. But I think I am OK now.

Something tells me that you are a Monty Python fan.

I wonder if Spamalot will hit the stage in TV.

Nobody does it better than the Brits, all the way back to Will S.

B3



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