Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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The Good and the Bad
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
So He called St. Michael and sent him to earth for a time. When Michael returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send a second Archangel down to get another opinion.' So God sent St. Gabriel to earth for a time. When Gabriel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either. Last edited by ijusluvit; 05-28-2011 at 04:11 PM. Reason: spaces |
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It said,
Be careful, for one day I am returning and those 95% are not going to be happy. Sincerely, G*D
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