[sschuler1]

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an
> 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she
> notices a box FULL of frogs.
>
>
>
> The sign says:
>
> 'SEX FROGS'
> Only $2 each!
> Comes with 'complete' instructions.
>
>
>
> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's
> watching her.
>
> She whispers softly to the man behind the counter,
> 'I'll TAKE one!'
>
> As the man packs the frog, he quietly says to her,
> 'Just follow the instructions!'
>
> The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her
> way home.
>
>
>
> As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she
> opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
>
> She does EXACTLY as specified:
>
> 1. Take a shower.
>
>
> 2. Splash on some nice perfume.
>
>
> 3. Slip into a very sexy night dress.
>
>
> 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you,
> and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to
> do.
>
>
>
> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to
> her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very
> disappointed and quite upset at this point.
>
> She
> re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of
> the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or
> questions please call the pet store.
>
> '
>
> So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be
> right over.
>
> '
>
> Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The
> blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done
> everything according to the instructions.
>
> The damn frog just SITS there!'
>
> The man . . .
>
> looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares
> 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
>
>
> 'LISTEN TO ME!!
> I'm only going to show you how to do this
>
> ONE ... MORE .... TIME!!!'