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Originally Posted by MikeVillages (Post 2338173)

I heard this one at the Piano Club.
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I've been getting private messages asking about the piano club. They meet on the first Wednesday of the month at Laurel Manor, 3pm. It is a free club, people volunteer to play the piano. Some are great, some are ok. Even if you don't play, all are welcome. Oh, The president often starts with a joke like the one I used starting this tread.

PS
Lots of GREAT jokes. Keep them coming. :pepper2:

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Originally Posted by MikeVillages (Post 2338874)

Did you hear about the terrible accident the other night just outside the villages on a 2 lane county road? A pickup driver in his 80's was driving as the sun was setting and didn't see the 2 guys walking along the berm of the road and hit them.

One of the guys went flying through the windshield and the other went flying 100' into the weeds. Sumter Cty sheriffs evaluated the incident and no tickets were issued to the driver.

But, tickets were instead issued to the 2 pedestrians. The man that went through the windshield was issued a ticket for "breaking and entering" and the other guy got a ticket for "leaving the scene" of the accident. LOL

A husband asked his wife, am I number one?
She replies, yes but I have been with nines and tens.

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Originally Posted by JoeBell100 (Post 2339619)

A husband asked his wife, am I number one?
She replies, yes but I have been with nines and tens.

The guy asks the girl, "Am I your first?"

She replies, "Of course you are. Why do all you guys ask the same question?"

Why do restaurants on the moon get such bad reviews? No atmosphere.

Went to WaWa the other day to pick up a couple things. At the checkout, the good looking young women instructed me “strip down, facing me”. By the time I realized she was talking about my debit card, it was too late.

I just moved here to The Villages...and it's so hot I started going to church.

????? I don't get get says his friend

I just realized I would never make it in hell

Gorilla drinking a pint at the bar.
Barman. "We don't get many gorillas drinking in here."
Gorilla. "At the prices you charge, you can't wonder at it."

A Frenchman, a German, and an Irishman walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The beers were served and each one had a fly on the head. The Frenchman blew on the head and the fly was gone. The German drank the beer fly and all. The Irishman picked the fly up by its two wings and yelled "Spit it out, Spit it out"