How many of these cookies can...
 

... competitive eaters Takeru Kobayashi, Joey Chestnut, Sonya Thomas, Carlene LeFevre, or Natsuko Sone eat in a minute? I am SURE I can beat any of them.

So close and yet so far! If only my tongue was just a half an inch longer!!!!

Okay - I'll start my diet on Monday.

Yeah!
 

Nonie! You got another one up! :laugh:

Conn, isn't that what we all say in TV! :laugh::laugh:

Yep,

Sometimes i get lucky, and sometimes I dont.:cryin2:

Here's a new picture.... Caption away!!!

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...caption209.jpg

Hahaha!
 

07! hahahaha! :laugh::laugh: OK... I give! Where's the picture???:shrug::1rotfl:

Chels...can you see it now? I originally did it as a copy/paste from an email....looked fine to me; I have now converted it to a photobucket image.


OK, here's my caption....

Bessie wanted to be sure she was first in line at Katie Belle's on the night Rocky and the Rollers were playing.... she's gonna dance the night away and perhaps steal off into the dark with Capt Midnight.

George Burns returns to earth as a woman named Gracie.
 

Or, what George Burns might have looked like after a trip to Trinidad, Colorado.

Cough, cough, 'scuse me . . .
 

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/d...caption209.jpg

Well, I guess I'm a "what have you done for me lately?" kinda goyle!

I know you think this looks good, big guy, but just wait 'til ya see my tramp stamp.

Hahahaha!
 

07 this is a great picture for captioning. Boomer! At the risk of sounding, duh!, what is a tramp stamp??? Hahaha! :laugh:

Chels,

A tramp stamp is what those tattoos are called that are on the lower back, right in the middle, kind of at the waist or a little below maybe. (Hold on. I will go look in the mirror. I can't remember where mine is exactly.) KIDDING! Anyway, they are big tattoos, located to show in between a short top and low-riding jeans or shorts. Just "lovely" as you can well imagine. I guess you don't see them much in TV, huh. Yet........

Boomer

Wow, am I out of it???
 

Boomer, thanks for the info. You'd think I would know that having a daughter, but thank God, she's not into tats. However, I will now know what terminology to use if it ever crosses her mind! ;)