Pickens are sure slim here, could you tell me where the closest McDonalds is???

And Morse heard one too many times, on those residents' surveys, about how Villagers wanted a truly gated community.

How do I get to Gary Morse's front stoop?
 

I want to give him a little present. ;)

Sorry, i've been busy having fun in TV. Let me chime in on a few of these.....



Stacey decides to try out the poodle cut on her family before she takes her finals to become a dog groomer!

Determined to never miss a putt again, Jim sneaks out to the course during the night to improve his odds.....

Watching Disney videos in the back seat keeps more than just the kiddies mesmerized.....

Hahahaha!
 

SS, you are a nut! Can't wait to see you at Crisper's! :coolsmiley:

Excuuuuuuse Me! Haha! Captions please!
 

This is probably the least invasive cavity search...
 

...offered at any US airport.

Custom's Drug Dogs in Training

OK, I think I'm finally getting the hang of this. Now I know what "Crack" smells like . . .

mmc24,

It will be hard to top that one! LOL

Excellent caption!!:coolsmiley:

Wish I had thought of that one, MMC24.
 

Good one MMC24 as Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau would say in the new Pink Panther movies.

I needed a good laugh
 

Thanks,
MMC24

:1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

Hahahaha!
 

MMC, I think you took the prize with that one! :eclipsee_gold_cup::1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

OMG! Which way did they go.... Captions?
 

There are some times we...
 

...really miss those Villages' roundabouts.

Or. Why did the chicken cross the road? Which road? She was so confused she clicked at the door at Chic-Fil-A.

Just follow the signs to the School for Campaign Speech Writers

Boomer

This is what your route feels like when using a GPS navigational system....

Roly didn't quite understand when they commanded to sniff around for grass....

MMC24 ... You definitely get the prize for this caption! :eclipsee_gold_cup:

Smells like you had tacos for breakfast.
 

Or, that's some cold wet nose you have.

"So is that a gun in your pocket, Big Dog, or are you just glad to see me?"

Boomer (with all due respect to Mae West)

Time to monkey around! Captions please!
 

Damn that Darwin...
 

...he links us vaguely with mankind. Of all species to be related to, why man?

Who says they don't believe in evolution??? See these early primates with an ancient laptop ..note how big and clunky it is. Now compare it to today's ultra sleek and lightweight netbooks. Now, that is (technology) evolution!!!

or....

Daddy chimp got lost again, so, mama had to whip out the wifi, connect to Google Earth and figger out how to get back to their home in the jungle.

NEW MICROSOFT AD . . . .

Our new Windows Vista Operating System is so simple and intuitive even a "Monkey-Can-Use-It"

Hellloooo.... Captions Please?
 

This is one great step for fox kind...
 

...but one leap backward for fox hunting.

Or, the League Against Cruel Sports with Sir Paul McCartney's help train fox to outfox the hunters.

This war against drugs is all...
 

...it is cracked up to be.

George thought that putting his stuffed fox on the back of his horse would convice the other fox that he wasn't hunting it.....

See, and if I push this button right here, I can have our bananas delivered right to our front door!

Hahahaha!
 

Oh, I love reading these! You peeps are sooooooo funny! :1rotfl::1rotfl::a20:

I don't know! You tell me! Captions???
 

Hey, will somebody help me get this thing under my t-shirt? My buddies never call me to play poker anymore. I miss those games. They ostracized me. Just because my definition of 6-pack is not the same as theirs.

Boomer