[CFrance]

Originally Posted by rustyp

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Not even close - At a minimum you forgot:
Young People don't belong
Hospital wait times and poor quality
Developer Lawsuit North Rt466
Katie Belle's Closing
Happy hour cut back to one hour
Seat saving
Mailbox stickers
Poor restaurant service
Poor tippers
Lack of tee times
Renters
Snowbirds
Bicyclists
Driving in the left lane
House construction quality
Bond Payoff

And was the dog poop bagged.

[bragones]

Trolls, especially the ones who drive their golf carts at less than 24MPH !

[DaleDivine]

[Papa_lecki]

Originally Posted by Guitarman1951

After reading what you wrote, I would suggest that you find somewhere else to live. We have enough of whiners and perpetual complainers here.

Relax. If a reader couldn’t tell the post was a joke (it was posted in the Just for Fun area), you either don’t have a sense of humor or you haven’t read the I was making fun of the TOTV and NOT The Villages.
I literally included everything we joke about in the threads into a single post.

I personally think the golf courses are in decent shape, greens fees should be higher, golf carts should go 20 or 24 MPH (whatever you are comfortable with) and the builder should build as much or as little as they want - the builder’s vision is what attracted all of us.

[noslices1]

Originally Posted by Papa_lecki

I just finished the BEST pizza in the Villages, on my way to a reverse mortgage seminar, when I saw pile of dog poop. I was driving past a round about where people were doing it wrong, but my electric cart ran out of power - my wife was mad, because she thought we should but a gas cart, since we were in the southern area.

I, like so many others, want to rent an apartment, but there aren’t many, the developer should knock down golf courses and build more. I don’t need much space since I sold my golf clubs because the courses are in terrible shape and the developer rips us off on the greens fees. We also are only selling some of our furniture before we move here full time. On my way for the BEST Chinese food.

What should I do?

Did I get everything???

Don’t you want a quote for Solar and a new roof, because your shingles are falling off and your electric bill is so high?

[Travelingal702]

Originally Posted by Papa_lecki

I just finished the BEST pizza in the Villages, on my way to a reverse mortgage seminar, when I saw pile of dog poop. I was driving past a round about where people were doing it wrong, but my electric cart ran out of power - my wife was mad, because she thought we should but a gas cart, since we were in the southern area.

I, like so many others, want to rent an apartment, but there aren’t many, the developer should knock down golf courses and build more. I don’t need much space since I sold my golf clubs because the courses are in terrible shape and the developer rips us off on the greens fees. We also are only selling some of our furniture before we move here full time. On my way for the BEST Chinese food.

What should I do?

Did I get everything???

Oh, and don't forget the bobcats and coyotes............

[Velvet]

This thread is great fun! Tongue in cheek with a pinch of truth. And in spite of the lack of absolute perfection, most of us love it here.

[Gunny2403]

It was an omen in my opinion. Avoid Reverse Mortgages

[mtdjed]

Originally Posted by Conniehar

People aren’t wearing masks in the square

People are still wearing masks, and they discard on sidewalks.

[phousel]

LMAO!

Humor seems to "fly" right by some people.

[propjob]

Originally Posted by rustyp

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Not even close - At a minimum you forgot:
Young People don't belong
Hospital wait times and poor quality
Developer Lawsuit North Rt466
Katie Belle's Closing
Happy hour cut back to one hour
Seat saving
Mailbox stickers
Poor restaurant service
Poor tippers
Lack of tee times
Renters
Snowbirds
Bicyclists
Driving in the left lane
House construction quality
Bond Payoff

[Dilligas]

Originally Posted by propjob

Ok now we have all that off our chests, the CVC lifted C-19 restrictions, get out and resume enjoying your retirement.

[dougawhite]

Too crowded now
Developer said he was stopping at [insert road name]
Trolls ratting out lawn ornament violations
Which Villages have natural gas
Walkers blocking the multi-modal paths
Blame the Developer for everything bad
Why all the alcoholics and drug addicts
[Insert a color] Lives Matter
[Insert a political party] are idiots

[jimkerr]

Originally Posted by Papa_lecki

I just finished the BEST pizza in the Villages, on my way to a reverse mortgage seminar, when I saw pile of dog poop. I was driving past a round about where people were doing it wrong, but my electric cart ran out of power - my wife was mad, because she thought we should but a gas cart, since we were in the southern area.

I, like so many others, want to rent an apartment, but there aren’t many, the developer should knock down golf courses and build more. I don’t need much space since I sold my golf clubs because the courses are in terrible shape and the developer rips us off on the greens fees. We also are only selling some of our furniture before we move here full time. On my way for the BEST Chinese food.

What should I do?

Did I get everything???

That was funny! 😄

[jimjamuser]

Originally Posted by Papa_lecki

I just finished the BEST pizza in the Villages, on my way to a reverse mortgage seminar, when I saw pile of dog poop. I was driving past a round about where people were doing it wrong, but my electric cart ran out of power - my wife was mad, because she thought we should but a gas cart, since we were in the southern area.

I, like so many others, want to rent an apartment, but there aren’t many, the developer should knock down golf courses and build more. I don’t need much space since I sold my golf clubs because the courses are in terrible shape and the developer rips us off on the greens fees. We also are only selling some of our furniture before we move here full time. On my way for the BEST Chinese food.

What should I do?

Did I get everything???

Why worry about dog poop - they don't worry about human poop. And it was NOT even in YOUR own yard.