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Old 03-02-2015, 10:07 AM
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Default In a country club locker room

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: Hello.

WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?

MAN: Yes.

WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,250. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw a new 2015 that I really liked.

MAN: How much?

WOMAN: $390,000.

MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... that house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it.

MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price.

WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!

MAN: Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?
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