[Mikeod]

Why do I like retirement?
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday



Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.



Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.



Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.



Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10-20% discount.



Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.



Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.



Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: Nuts !



Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there or move back in.



Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal



Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.



Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.



Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.



And, my very favorite....
QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

[KayakerNC]

How does a retiree know it is Sunday?
The paper is bigger.

[Mikeod]

[2BNTV]

Why I like retirement.

Question - When is an alarm clock your friend?
Answer - Only to keep early golf appointments.

[PylutDood]

...and I'am STILL in transition!

I dreamed of retirement all my life! Look FORWARD to the day with NO hesitation. (You cant say that about everyone). When the day finally arrived I was in a "YIPPIE" !!!! State of mind.

A couple months later, after I did a little traveling, got a few things done around the house, and got caught up on my "Honey Do List", it finally came crashing down on me.

WHAT DO I DO NOW ?

I have 16 hours in a day...EVERY DAY to KILL ???

I STILL dont know how to fill'em up...

...THATS why I'am moving to TV !

Thats my story...sad but true.

Dave