[billethkid]

I like the last one best because it is the most accurate!!!!!!!!!!

BTK

C O W S
Does anyone find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 10 C O M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...
It creates a hostile work environment.

About lies and lawyers-- there was a law professor, Irving Younger, at the U of MN while I was there who often equated trial advocacy with theater. Think he is quite right with this observation that how you present the facts is often more important than those facts themselves.