Ohhhh, I know. Not to mention those :censored: bloody handprints all over my clothes.

Another little thing about us carnivorous Ohio Girls......I was a Miami U girl and back in those days Playboy did an article about college girls in various places. Miami U girls got a mention.....but.....but......(sigh)....do ya know what it was for! Geez! Miami U girls supposedly were known for having really good......TEETH!!!

Boomer (For those who have never heard of Miami U, it was a college before Florida was a state.)

My grandmother didn't have a ranch, but she had a farm and they ate their chickens, cows, and pigs. Didn't have any sheep and didn't eat the horses. I always had the conception that a farm was a small thing relatively and a ranch was a huge monstrosity.

Yeah..but why did they cross the road?

well, when you're a carnivore . . .
 

you need good teeth to chew all that meat.

My 2 daughters and 1 of my sons-in-law went to Miami U. I know it well. Great school.

It was...

to prove to the possum that it could be done.

Because
 

She was afraid somebody would caesar.

Because Simon said