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Old 04-02-2015, 11:02 AM
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

I may look like just an ordinary guy, he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.
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Good one
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Lol
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Clever lady ;-)
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