[chuck90199]

1. The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

2. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

3. My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.

4. I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out”.

5. Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!

6. If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” is all I need ... not all this, “How did you get into my house?” business!

7. The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.

8. On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

9. I can’t understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women’s clothing line named, “ Sag Harbor .”

10. What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

11. Money can’t buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

12. The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

[Chi-Town]

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[Ecuadog]

They're all good.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Ecuadog

They're all good.

Ecuadog, I give... who is your latest avatar?

[Ecuadog]

Originally Posted by CFrance

Ecuadog, I give... who is your latest avatar?

It's "the old guy" from a very old Six Flags Amusement Park commercial.

I love this guy.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by Ecuadog

It's "the old guy" from a very old Six Flags Amusement Park commercial.

I love this guy.

That's hilarious!

[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Ecuadog

It's "the old guy" from a very old Six Flags Amusement Park commercial.

I love this guy.

Now I remember that man. I wonder if he is still alive?

[CWGUY]

Originally Posted by Taltarzac725

Now I remember that man. I wonder if he is still alive?

Choreographer and performer Danny Teeson.

[SFSkol]

I thought this was a thread about a dropped box of Dunkin Donuts.

[aninjamom]

#9 is true! I never even thought about the name, just assumed it was some upscale resort area. LOL