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Old 05-17-2023, 03:47 PM
oldtimes oldtimes is offline
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An elderly man rear ends a guy driving an expensive sports car.

Enraged, the guy hops out of his car and confronts the old man. “Look what you did to my car” he yells “you’re gonna give me $10,000 right now or I’m gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!”

“Oh my” says the old man, “I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he’ll know what to do.”

Dolphins, the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as the son answers, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.

So, YOU’RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need ten grand right now or I’m gonna beat you AND your old man to a bloody pulp.

I’ll be there in 10 minutes, says the voice calmly on the other end.

Exactly ten minutes later a JEEP pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a bloody heap on the side of the road.

When he’s finished, he walks over to his father and says: “for the LAST TIME dad…. I train SEALS…. NAVY SEALS…. NOT dolphins.!”
Old 05-17-2023, 05:41 PM
Bjeanj Bjeanj is offline
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Oh geez! This is hilarious! Sent this to my siblings.
Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
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man, gonna, bloody, son, guy

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