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And Gracie runs her mouth a lot, lot,lot.:icon_bored:
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Words of wisdom are what Gracie's got!
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GG's got rainbows and butterflies and smiles, and practices behaviour we ought; let's follow her example and soon TH will make us a Sage!
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Yes, her wisdom is quite often sought
And some of us want to be up on the stage. |
I heard Gracie's new bikini is all the rage!
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We must keep the print upon this page.
Do you know anyone who has Kathisophobia? |
Don't you get that from eating a banana?
I heard that it makes your skin turn YELLOW!!! |
Whoa there Silver, why not eat an orange?
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Most know there are few words that rhyme with orange,
That's why Silver should eat a PEAR! |
give the pear to a bear and let the horse eat some oats.
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Do you think there's 'gators in our Villages moats?
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There are Gators, but there ain't no boats!
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Last winter I saw them wearing their coats.
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Did they have an alligator bag to match, I hope?
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No; alas, they were trying to cope
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with pink crocs on his tootsies, he ran off with a lope
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That's funny because I thought they were taupe!
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the man I saw trying to pet an alligator was a dope...
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What happened to “Do you know anyone who has Cathisophobia?”
It means to have a fear of sitting down. Now I’m adding Coulrophobia, It is the fear of clowns. |
Do clowns make you tremble and frown??
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Just tell those clowns to get out of town and go back to where they belong!
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Oops, that's probably racist and that would be wrong!
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Clowns starting trouble should just get along.
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But git outta town if you're wearing a ...........? )fill in the blank
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In a few minutes I'll be out of town, going to my Leesburg bank!
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There is a guy in the Army that drives a tank, his name is Bart.
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He had eaten some bean soup and he had to.....hiccup.:highfive:
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As the bean in his throat had become stuck.
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For a while he thought he was outta luck, ...
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Uh Oh!:censored:
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But then he won the lottery and bought a nice truck.
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He then sat down and mailed gracie a buck....
to get her attention for a while.. but he was out of luck......... |
Because she had loaded her truck and was heading down south with a smile.:D
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She smiled for a while and then said "Let's be jolly!"
(Great...now I'm going to be singing that song ALL day!):oops: |
To waste a minute by frowning is just plain folly.....
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she stopped by Mccalls tavern and said hi to Holley.:beer3:
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Then hopped aboard The Villages' trolley,
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And met a fella named Pauley that was hungry for pizza.:icon_hungry:
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OBD? What in the heck rhymes with Pizza???????
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But Gracie didn't want pizza and suggested Urban Flats for a drink.
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