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graciegirl 09-25-2010 06:25 AM

And Gracie runs her mouth a lot, lot,lot.:icon_bored:

kfierle 09-25-2010 07:57 AM

Words of wisdom are what Gracie's got!

K9-Lovers 09-25-2010 11:22 AM

GG's got rainbows and butterflies and smiles, and practices behaviour we ought; let's follow her example and soon TH will make us a Sage!

rhsgypsylady 09-27-2010 10:59 AM

Yes, her wisdom is quite often sought
And some of us want to be up on the stage.

ceejay 09-27-2010 02:11 PM

I heard Gracie's new bikini is all the rage!

rhsgypsylady 09-28-2010 12:47 PM

We must keep the print upon this page.

Do you know anyone who has Kathisophobia?

ceejay 09-28-2010 03:09 PM

Don't you get that from eating a banana?

I heard that it makes your skin turn YELLOW!!!

otherbruddaDarrell 09-28-2010 04:27 PM

Whoa there Silver, why not eat an orange?

K9-Lovers 09-28-2010 06:50 PM

Most know there are few words that rhyme with orange,
That's why Silver should eat a PEAR!

otherbruddaDarrell 09-28-2010 09:19 PM

give the pear to a bear and let the horse eat some oats.

ceejay 09-29-2010 03:56 AM

Do you think there's 'gators in our Villages moats?

graciegirl 09-29-2010 05:24 AM

There are Gators, but there ain't no boats!

Flip Flop Forever 09-29-2010 05:58 AM

Last winter I saw them wearing their coats.

graciegirl 09-29-2010 06:03 AM

Did they have an alligator bag to match, I hope?

Flip Flop Forever 09-29-2010 06:10 AM

No; alas, they were trying to cope

maryjd1950 09-29-2010 06:21 AM

with pink crocs on his tootsies, he ran off with a lope

ceejay 09-29-2010 09:52 AM

That's funny because I thought they were taupe!

duffysmom 09-29-2010 10:50 AM

the man I saw trying to pet an alligator was a dope...

rhsgypsylady 09-29-2010 01:14 PM

What happened to “Do you know anyone who has Cathisophobia?”
It means to have a fear of sitting down.
Now I’m adding Coulrophobia,
It is the fear of clowns.

graciegirl 09-29-2010 02:36 PM

Do clowns make you tremble and frown??

ceejay 09-30-2010 04:47 AM

Just tell those clowns to get out of town and go back to where they belong!

ceejay 09-30-2010 04:49 AM

Oops, that's probably racist and that would be wrong!

graciegirl 09-30-2010 05:39 AM

Clowns starting trouble should just get along.

graciegirl 09-30-2010 07:51 AM

But git outta town if you're wearing a ...........? )fill in the blank

ceejay 09-30-2010 08:30 AM

In a few minutes I'll be out of town, going to my Leesburg bank!

otherbruddaDarrell 09-30-2010 08:56 AM

There is a guy in the Army that drives a tank, his name is Bart.

graciegirl 09-30-2010 09:17 AM

He had eaten some bean soup and he had to.....hiccup.:highfive:

rhsgypsylady 09-30-2010 11:32 AM

As the bean in his throat had become stuck.

K9-Lovers 09-30-2010 02:56 PM

For a while he thought he was outta luck, ...

ceejay 09-30-2010 06:31 PM

Uh Oh!:censored:

ceejay 09-30-2010 06:34 PM

But then he won the lottery and bought a nice truck.

The Great Fumar 09-30-2010 06:49 PM

He then sat down and mailed gracie a buck....
to get her attention for a while..
but he was out of luck.........

otherbruddaDarrell 10-01-2010 04:01 AM

Because she had loaded her truck and was heading down south with a smile.:D

ceejay 10-01-2010 04:37 AM

She smiled for a while and then said "Let's be jolly!"

(Great...now I'm going to be singing that song ALL day!):oops:

graciegirl 10-01-2010 07:23 AM

To waste a minute by frowning is just plain folly.....

otherbruddaDarrell 10-01-2010 07:25 AM

she stopped by Mccalls tavern and said hi to Holley.:beer3:

K9-Lovers 10-01-2010 10:06 AM

Then hopped aboard The Villages' trolley,

otherbruddaDarrell 10-01-2010 01:03 PM

And met a fella named Pauley that was hungry for pizza.:icon_hungry:

graciegirl 10-01-2010 01:14 PM

OBD? What in the heck rhymes with Pizza???????

otherbruddaDarrell 10-01-2010 01:17 PM

But Gracie didn't want pizza and suggested Urban Flats for a drink.


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