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Old 09-04-2019, 06:28 PM
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In a take-off of Bill Engvall's "Here's your sign", add in yours for one of the Villages "Entitled"...........

If you take up an entire parking spot with your golf cart, "here's your sign".....
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If you park your car in No Parking Zone at the door of the Grocery . Here’s Your Sign
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If you stop as soon as you enter a doorway, here’s your sign.
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When you check the baguette with your hands for freshness and put it back... here’s your sign.

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Old 09-04-2019, 07:11 PM
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But... are the ‘entitled’ proud (boast) of their actions or ashamed of them?

G. Maxwell who scouted for young girls for Epstein’s pleasure had zero compassion for ‘little people’ i.e. not powerful, or wealthy individuals.
They do what they do because they can with little to no awareness of the results of their actions to others. But why make it so heavy on a fun thread?
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Missed the fun thread part, sorry.

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If you stop in the middle of the aisle at Publix, Winn Dixie, Home Depot, Lowe's, etc., etc., etc., and are oblivious to other people trying to get through, here's your sign.
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Or run them down with your cart because you’re in a hurry... here’s your sign.
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If you think the 10 items or less sign doesn’t apply to you, here’s your sign.
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If you're playing golf when the course is closed. Here's your sign..
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If you think that driving your car at 35 mph down the parking lot aisle right at me is your prerogative, here's your sign...I was walking into publix

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Or run them down with your cart because you’re in a hurry... here’s your sign.
I just turn and go to another aisle; wouldn't look too good for a retired LEO to run someone over with a shopping cart just because they're old and a little slow.

Here's YOUR sign...……..
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If you think the 10 items or less sign doesn’t apply to you, here’s your sign.
And then you pull out a handful of coupons, make the cashier do a price check on something so you can hopefully save 25 cents, then after wasting about 10 minutes in the express line you pull out your checkbook to pay. Here's your sign.
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Vehicles that blow stop signs (sometimes the yield ones too)...here's your sign. No pun intended!!!
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finally a topic that made me laugh this morning.
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