[Donna]

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the
family business. >>>>

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, >>>>>>he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen.>>>

Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an
ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few month, my father will die, and
I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'>>> 8)

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,
she became his stepmother. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 1rnfl

Women are so much better at estate planning than men. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :hot:

[sovtman]

Good one!!! Vermont guy coming to see if The Villages just might become my new home. the more I read these jokes, the more I'm thinking this could just be the spot for me. My sister already has lived there for 5 years, so naturally I want to be near her.

Flying down tomorrow. If you see two guys in a runaway golf cart, that will be me and my brother!
Cheers!
Sovtman

[Donna]

Sovtman,

Best of luck to you..TV is a great place and I am sure you will see what I mean, once you get there..
Join us in chat at night, it is a great place to meet peeps and a lot of fun.. :bigthumbsup: