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Old 04-13-2021, 07:21 AM
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Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
Great way to start the day, with a laugh!
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Old 04-13-2021, 07:33 AM
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You really got me. Very funny!
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Old 04-13-2021, 07:38 AM
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Thank you for the laugh...much needed today
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Old 04-13-2021, 07:43 AM
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I’ll be sure not to read your next post
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Old 04-13-2021, 07:51 AM
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👍🏼😂
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Old 04-13-2021, 08:04 AM
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Thank you for starting my day off with a smile.
And mine as well.... That was a good one.
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Old 04-13-2021, 08:15 AM
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Got a good laugh🤣. You are right we need more posts like yours.
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Old 04-13-2021, 08:47 AM
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Hey I rode that horse at market basket in Seabrook NH!!!
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Old 04-13-2021, 09:21 AM
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Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
I think this really happened to you...
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Old 04-13-2021, 09:24 AM
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The funny part is I remember the days of those machines. Kids begged to ride them. Sunshine
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Old 04-13-2021, 09:29 AM
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Good One! Had me til the very end!!
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Old 04-13-2021, 11:00 AM
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The funny thing is I used to ride horses a lot in my life. Lately when I think about it I say no...you had a hip replacement, don't do something crazy! But I still miss it.
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Old 04-13-2021, 11:02 AM
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That's what you get for cutting in front of the line.
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Old 04-14-2021, 05:21 PM
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The funny thing is I used to ride horses a lot in my life. Lately when I think about it I say no...you had a hip replacement, don't do something crazy! But I still miss it.
Me, too with bionic knee and other metal parts. I feel safe keeping both feet on the ground. Love your sense of humor!

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Old 04-15-2021, 10:28 AM
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I read it.. thanks for the humor
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