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Old 04-12-2021, 12:34 PM
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Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
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Old 04-12-2021, 12:40 PM
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Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
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YOU HAD ME! I kid around an awful lot - but I am SO GULLIBLE!

thanks for this...
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You got me thanks for the laugh
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funny!
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Thanks. I liked it.
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Old 04-13-2021, 04:48 AM
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Well, I'm in the Hospital 😩
This has not been a good day!!! After spending the last two weeks quarantined inside the house, I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a horrible big mistake!
I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off and caught my foot in the saddle stirrup, the horse was then dragging me. The horse just would not stop.
Thankfully the manager at Market Basket came out and unplugged the machine. He actually had the nerve to take the rest of my coins so I wouldn't try to ride the Elephant...
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days!
Thank you for starting my day off with a smile.
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Loved it! Thanks for the laugh!! I remember Market Basket from California ❤️
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They say after a fall from a horse, get back on.
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That was a Hoot!! Thanks for the laugh!!
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That was a Hoot!! Thanks for the laugh!!
Ditto!
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Old 04-13-2021, 07:08 AM
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You got me too. Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 04-13-2021, 07:12 AM
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This is the type of ‘local news’ we need more of on Talk of the Villages! Thank you for starting my day off right!🤣🙃😉
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Lol! Love to start the day with a smile. Thank you.
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