Evolution of man--opinion from both sides

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Old 02-13-2018, 09:39 PM
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Default Evolution of man--opinion from both sides

A little girl asked her mother,
“How did the human race appear?”


The mother answered,
“God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.”


Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.


The father answered,
“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”


The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
“Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”


The mother answered,
“Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:49 PM
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Smart mother.....lol
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Old 02-13-2018, 09:58 PM
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A little girl asked her mother,
“How did the human race appear?”


The mother answered,
“God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.”


Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.


The father answered,
“Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”


The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
“Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”


The mother answered,
“Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”
I really like that one.
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:16 PM
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Old 02-13-2018, 10:41 PM
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CFrance deliver's again. I'm using that one tomorrow. LOL
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Old 02-14-2018, 08:31 AM
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LOL!

Maybe the little girl should have asked Mom.
"How did God appear?"

That would have been fun
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