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Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh

His dizzy aunt ------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes------------------------ Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store -- Stop N Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------- U Gogh
His magician uncle -------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin -------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---- Gring Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage coach ------- Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle --------------------------- Can't Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt ---------------------- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle -------------------------- Flamin Gogh
The fruit loving cousin -------------------------- Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking ----- Way-to-Gogh
The little bouncy nephew ----------------------- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco -------------------------- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in an RV - Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling - there ya Gogh. . . !

[The Great Fumar]

Absolutely the worst joke I've ever read.........

Think I'll gogh .. .fumar

[Yoda]

Proof that some people do have too much time on their hands.

[Boomer]

Well, I loved it. But now I will stay awake all night trying to think up more.

Boomer

[Whalen]

Originally Posted by Boomer

Well, I loved it. But now I will stay awake all night trying to think up more.

Boomer

You Gogh Girl

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by Whalen

You Gogh Girl

I wonder if the artist ever heard from any of those relatives. And if he did, I wonder if he paid any attention to what they had to say.

Or did it all just Gogh in one ear and out the ......... nevermind

Boomer

...and gone with the puns. And that is goghing to be my last word on it.

One last one-- When Scarlet met Vincent she was Goghing with the Wind.

[Boomer]

Oh, now, Tal, I think puns are a good thing. Maybe we will get some more.

btw Where oh where is Muncle? I have seen a few things that he has written that have told me he knows a thing or two about puns. I sure hope Muncle has a Gogh at it here.

(Uh oh, maybe I should just Gogh mind my own business.)

Boomer

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Hay Boomer, it didn't just go in one ear and out the other. Vincent only had one ear. He cut off the other, I think. Happy to see some dumb puns generated this much interest. As for bad jokes, it goes with the economy! Sorry.

[Boomer]

Hey gr,

I just knew that you would get it. I heard somewhere that he mailed his ear to another colorful artist Paul Gauguin. (But I might be making that up.) You know though, if it is true, how hard and oh so smelly was that? What without Fed Ex, no overnight delivery, he sure had to make a slow Gogh of it. What a mess it would have been, huh.

You know, I see that there is one missing from that family tree. Remember Audrey Hepburn's starring role, in the early 60's, in Breakfast at Tiffany's. Well, that character was based on one of the artist's relatives, Miss Holly Goghlightly.

aaaaauuuugghhhh, why did I have to look. I cannot stop. Somebody get the cyberhook and pull me out of here.

Thanks for the puns, gr.

Boomer

[chelsea24]

Missed a few cousins though.

Distant relative - Goghldie Hawn
TV relative - Goghmer Pyle
Fifth cousin, Jackie Gleason - Away-we Gogh!
His promiscuous twin cousins - The Anything Goghs!
His lucky cousin - Bing Gogh!
His political cousin - Embar Gogh!
His vain cousin - E. Gogh!
His advertising uncle -- Lo Gogh!
His blues aunt -- Inda Gogh!
His Translator uncle -- Lin Gogh!
His southwestern border cousin -- Grin Gogh!

Whew! I've had enough! Maybe I'll play again later! I love word play!

[Boomer]

Originally Posted by chelsea24

Missed a few cousins though.

Distant relative - Goghldie Hawn
TV relative - Goghmer Pyle
Fifth cousin, Jackie Gleason - Away-we Gogh!
His promiscuous twin cousins - The Anything Goghs!
His lucky cousin - Bing Gogh!
His political cousin - Embar Gogh!
His vain cousin - E. Gogh!
His advertising uncle -- Lo Gogh!
His blues aunt -- Inda Gogh!
His Translator uncle -- Lin Gogh!
His southwestern border cousin -- Grin Gogh!

Whew! I've had enough! Maybe I'll play again later! I love word play!

Chelsea,

WOW!!! I am humbled. Something tells me that you must have been the Gogh-To person in that ad agency where you worked. And something also tells me that you did not have to spend very much time, if any, as the Gogh-fer.



Boomer