Nah, she won't mind an unexpected dinner guest.

Directions? Who needs directions? I know exactly where it is.

Be careful? Not to worry...I used to do this all the time when I was younger.

Just hold it steady, I have never missed.

Of course it will fit.

Just balance this for a second for me, I will be right back

Take the bike, it's not going to rain.

No matter which way that tree falls, it will miss the house

Don't worry, they are more afraid of you then you are of them

Just step in, it's not that deep.

"Well, OK, I'll try it just this one time"

"Will you respect me in the morning"

"badges we don't need no steeeenking badges"

That putt is good right?

Shoulda been here yesterday I hit EVERY green

It's OK I can wire this

Cut the Blue wire or green?

"Well, OK, I'll try it just this one time"

"Will you respect me in the morning"

"badges we don't need no steeeenking badges"

That putt is good right?

Shoulda been here yesterday I hit EVERY green

It's OK I can wire this who needs the instructions....

Cut the Blue wire or green?

Custer.

Did ya ever see so many native Americans?






Then the other famous last words.

Yeah, honey it does make you look a little fat.

Famous Last Words
 

Eve said to Adam, "do you love me?".

Adam replied, "who else?".