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Old 02-28-2011, 07:41 PM
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I went fishing this morning, but I ran out of worms.

Then, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
'Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, put it in my bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem,
how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

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I went fishing this morning, but I ran out of worms.

Then, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
'Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, put it in my bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem,
how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I released him into the lake and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in the South.
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Old 03-01-2011, 01:04 AM
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Too cute! Gotta love those wiggly, giggly snakes.
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