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Old 01-01-2020, 08:54 PM
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Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."

They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"

There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.

In no time the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please."
The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced, with the bartender again saying,"That's 40 cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They've each had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender says, "and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime. Wine, liquor, beer it's all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.

As the four of them sip at their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered anything the whole time they've been there.

Nodding at the seven at the end of the bar, one of the men asks the Bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from The Villages, Florida . They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price..."
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Old 01-01-2020, 09:00 PM
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And while they're in the bar, a blind man with his seeing eye dog comes in. All of a sudden, the man picks his dog up by the tail and starts swinging him around. The stunned bartender asks him "what in the world are you doing"? The blind man replies "oh, just looking around".
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And while they're in the bar, a blind man with his seeing eye dog comes in. All of a sudden, the man picks his dog up by the tail and starts swinging him around. The stunned bartender asks him "what in the world are you doing"? The blind man replies "oh, just looking around".
Very possibly the worst joke I have ever read or heard!
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Old 01-01-2020, 09:57 PM
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Cheep, cheep, cheep the birdie says....
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Very possibly the worst joke I have ever read or heard!
I remember my father told me that one when I was about 12. It's still kinda funny.
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Good joke, brought a smile to me....
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Old 01-02-2020, 06:29 AM
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Great joke and so true. Villagers are cheap and want everything for free.
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That is funny and also TRUE!!!!!
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Old 01-02-2020, 07:25 AM
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I couldn't stop laughing
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Very possibly the worst joke I have ever read or heard!
it's just a joke. Lighten up….
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Old 01-02-2020, 08:23 AM
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A Giants fan, A Jets fan and a Bears fan walk into a bar...to watch the Packers play football next week.
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Since we're talking NFL Playoffs. These guys don't play for two weeks, #1 seed gets a Bye the first Week. Last February the DC Wink Martindale was a regular at MVP at Brownwood, it was fun talking to him, he's a very approachable guy. At first I was the only one talking to him, then everyone came up and said, who is that? The defensive coordinator for The Baltimore Ravens. He rented in The Villages. I don't know if we will see Wink this year, he has interviews for head coaching jobs. Wink is the big guy front right and Coach John Harbaugh is front left.

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A horse walked in to the bar and the bartender asked "Hey, why the long face?"
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