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skyguy79 11-20-2012 09:24 AM

Are you collecting your thoughts?.... Are you a scatterbrain?

2BNTV 11-20-2012 09:56 AM

A broken clock - The time is right twice per day.

Villages PL 11-20-2012 05:28 PM

The opening sentence of a children's story that indicates uncertainty as to when the events of the story happened: Once upon a time.

Pturner 11-20-2012 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Villages PL (Post 583417)
The opening sentence of a children's story that indicates uncertainty as to when the events of the story happened: Once upon a time.


The opening sentence of a children's story that indicates uncertainty as to when the events of the story happened: It was a dark and stormy night... :024:

Pturner 11-20-2012 08:09 PM

It matters what you mean by to be in the third person singular, present tense: It depends on what your definition of "is" is. :girlneener:

Pturner 11-20-2012 08:14 PM

Oh my goodness, adoration is how I feel about this object that passes through the eye of a needle: OMG, I love this thread!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Skyguy!

skyguy79 11-21-2012 08:20 AM

A lousy actor who no longer is a lousy actor... A cured ham.

Taltarzac725 11-21-2012 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by skyguy79 (Post 583590)
A lousy actor who no longer is a lousy actor... A cured ham.

Must say, I love that one. :pepper2:

Taltarzac725 11-21-2012 09:16 AM

Meat of a large North American gallinaceous bird eaten on and off in the US the week after Thanksgiving or abrupt complete cessation of the use of an addictive drug or a 1971 Dick Van Dyck movie or a naked nitwit outside in Fargo, N.D. in midwinter... Cold Turkey.

skyguy79 11-21-2012 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Taltarzac725 (Post 583619)
Meat of a large North American gallinaceous bird eaten on and off in the US the week after Thanksgiving or abrupt complete cessation of the use of an addictive drug or a 1971 Dick Van Dyck movie or a naked nitwit outside in Fargo, N.D. in midwinter... Cold Turkey.

Tal's post... Heavy man!

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2BNTV 11-21-2012 10:34 AM

gallinaceous bird- Wow, That's a mouthful. (no pun intended).

Had to look-up gallinaceous. :mornincoffee:

skyguy79 11-21-2012 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 2BNTV (Post 583641)
gallinaceous bird- Wow, That's a mouthful. (no pun intended).

Had to look-up gallinaceous. :mornincoffee:

It's a fowl word, but a pheasant word to pronounce! :throwtomatoes: :1rotfl:

2BNTV 11-21-2012 11:16 AM

Man Plans - GOD Laughs.


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