Poor Lexi....she's hiding under the ironing board...quivering....and we up here in "Swimdawg North".

"Uncle Fumar is only kidding, Lexi". :doggie:

My theory is that Fumar has three dogs whom he adores and lives for. Since he's embarrassed about it, they are probably adorablely cut French Poodles. :mornincoffee:

I don't have much to add to this because I haven't met fumar but I am getting lots of chuckles out of it! Thank you. :a20::a20:

Fumar/dog Dog/Fumar. I don't think so. How about a Siamese cat? Independent and more than willing to put any human, even a Fumar, in his place.

We had a robot dog that would be perfect for Fumar! It had an on/off switch, didn't eat, didn't poop, but it did bark and run toward you when you called it. :thumbup:

This (and the robot cat) were some of the things we had to part with when we moved here. We kept the live cats. :laugh: