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Golfer's Joke;

Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a members-only golf club when a naked man with a bag over his head jumps out from behind the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies are in total shock at the size of his manhood!

The first lady says, "Well, he definitely isn't my husband."

The second lady looks at his manhood and says, "He for sure isn't my husband."

The third lady takes a good look and says, "He's not even a member of this club!"
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Golfer's Joke;

Three ladies are playing the fourth hole at a members-only golf club when a naked man with a bag over his head jumps out from behind the trees and runs across the green. The three ladies are in total shock at the size of his manhood!

The first lady says, "Well, he definitely isn't my husband."

The second lady looks at his manhood and says, "He for sure isn't my husband."

The third lady takes a good look and says, "He's not even a member of this club!"
🙂 LOL. Good one!
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Took me about 1/5 of a second to get it. Not certain what that means about me, but a good “thought” joke…
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