[Muncle]

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying over here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here," she asks feebly?

"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

[Donna]

1rnfl

That almost sounds like a Henny Youngman joke, Muncle.

"The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.

I was playing golf. I swung, missed the ball, and got a big chunk of dirt. I swung again, missed the ball, and got another big chunk of dirt. Just then, 2 ants climbed on the ball saying, 'Let's get up here before we get killed!'"

[TomW]

I usually shoot in the low 70's. If it gets any colder than that, I don't play.

[chuckinca]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and
sat down next to a beautiful, (you guessed it), blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'Its golf balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time,
deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer,
she asked;

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'

[sschuler1]

Two old golfers were out playing a round of golf. The first guy asks his buddy to watch where his ball lands because his eyes aren't so good anymore and he can't see that far. So he tees off and his friend is spotting his ball as it flies down the fairway. "Did you see where it went?" he asked. "Yep" was the reply. "So where is it?" he asks. And his buddy responds, "I don't know, I can't remember!"