Gone with the wind or two old geezers joke.

Two old men decide they are close to their last days

and decide to have a last night on the town.

After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel





the madam takes one look at the two old geezers

and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first

two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.

These two are so old and drunk, i'm not wasting

two of my girls on them. They won't know

the difference."



the manager does as he is told and the two old

men go upstairs and take care of their business.



As they are walking home the first man says, "you

know, i think my girl was dead!"



"dead?" says his friend, "why do you say that?"



"well, she never moved or made a sound all the

time i was loving her."

his friend says, "could be worse i think mine was

a witch."



"a witch ??. . . Why the hell would you say that?"



"well, i was making love to her, kissing her on

the neck, and i gave her a little bite, then she

farted and flew out the window... Taking my

teeth with her."