[mak44070]

* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.


* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.


* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.


* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.


* If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?


* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.


* A hangover is the wrath of grapes.


* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.


* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.


* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?


* A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.


* A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.


* Without geometry, life is pointless.


* When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.


* Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.


* When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

[graciegirl]

I have to groan because that is what you do when you hear puns.

But my dear, your puns are WONDERFUL!

But I would like you even if you weren't so clever!!

[Boomer]

Good morning,

Thanks for making me laugh out loud.

But (sigh) I just snorted coffee all over my laptop screen. Thankyouverymuch.

Boomer

[Bill-n-Brillo]

Punny.

Bill

[mak44070]

Originally Posted by graciegirl

I have to groan because that is what you do when you hear puns.

But my dear, your puns are WONDERFUL!

But I would like you even if you weren't so clever!!

awwww......you're making me blush!!

[Pturner]

Punderful, thanks!