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Old 01-03-2011, 08:47 PM
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When I was at the grocery store, the kid said "Do you want paper
or plastic?" I said I didn't care. The kid said he couldn't choose for me.
I asked why, he said "******* can't be choosers.
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When I was at the grocery store, the kid said "Do you want paper
or plastic?" I said I didn't care. The kid said he couldn't choose for me.
I asked why, he said "******* can't be choosers.
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Beggars can't be choosers.
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Beggars can't be choosers.
Title of thread: "Grocery store humor"................
Punchline: "******* can't be choosers"...............

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If a woman takes that kids job, does she become a... "bag lady?" {rim-shot}
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Perhaps he was bisaxual !
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