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Old 07-13-2011, 09:18 AM
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Q: What does a suicide bomber trainer say to the trainees? A: Watch closely, I'm only going to show you this once...
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Old 07-13-2011, 09:52 AM
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Old 07-13-2011, 10:12 AM
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Achmed??
Puppet Achmed the Dead Terrioists by comedian/ventriloquist Jeff Dunham.

Jeff - I hate to tell you this but your dead.

Achmed - But I just got my flu shot!
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Default Love this guy...Jeff Duhnam
Duhnam..."No...you really are dead. You're nothing but bones"!

Achmed..."It's just a flesh wound".
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:48 PM
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Duhnam..."So...Achmed, how did you die? What happened"?

Achmed..."Ohhh...I was a poor suicide bomber. I was a victim of..."Premature Detonation". You know how that ee's...RIIiiiiiiiiight"?
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