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Old 04-14-2019, 02:51 PM
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I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 55-60 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a driver's license and my own car. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. They aren't scared of anything. They have been blessed to live this long. Why be scared? And I don't have acne. Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this if you are a Seenager. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. People do not decline mentally with age. It just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

Happy Seenager years!
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Old 04-14-2019, 04:05 PM
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Great points!

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Old 04-14-2019, 07:05 PM
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Thats all great but!!! I cant go out and get lucky on a Saturday night any more
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Thats all great but!!! I cant go out and get lucky on a Saturday night any more
Probably would if you go to Cougar Den, err, City Fire.
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I like being a Seenager. I just wish I didn't have so many aches and pains.
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Thats all great but!!! I cant go out and get lucky on a Saturday night any more
Sure you can. This coming Saturday night, go out and buy a lottery ticket. You could get lucky!!
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I like being a Seenager. I just wish I didn't have so many aches and pains.
I've often wondered what it would feel like to really feel good like I did long ago, without any aches and pains. Just for one day. The other day I had outpatient surgery and the following morning I woke up feeling just that way. But it only lasted for about two minutes. Other than that, I'll take Seenagerhood.
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I've often wondered what it would feel like to really feel good like I did long ago, without any aches and pains. Just for one day. The other day I had outpatient surgery and the following morning I woke up feeling just that way. But it only lasted for about two minutes. Other than that, I'll take Seenagerhood.

I can relate.


I had the same thing happen last year after an injury and for a minute after waking up in the hospital bed, I felt like I could jump up right then...and go play 54 holes of golf.


Then the darned painkillers wore off.




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