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Old 02-15-2018, 10:10 AM
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A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can’t get the window open... and that's a maintenance issue."
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Old 02-15-2018, 05:31 PM
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A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."

The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry, sir, but that's a personal issue."

The man replies, "Listen, I can’t get the window open... and that's a maintenance issue."
Hope your wife doesn't see that one - you'll be in NOTHING but big trouble!
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Old 02-15-2018, 07:26 PM
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Even my wife laughed. Thanks.
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Old 02-16-2018, 08:26 AM
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Old 02-16-2018, 02:39 PM
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Good one!
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Excellent -- I didn't see that coming. LOL
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