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villagetinker 10-19-2015 10:21 AM
Ever seen anyone put snow tires on their golf carts when it gets chilly?
Now that is funny :1rotfl::1rotfl::1rotfl:

You know winter is coming to Florida when:
Harbor freight has chains on sale for golf carts
The alligators pack up and head farther south
The roundabouts become real dangerous
and of course, long lines everywhere

And finally, all of the airlines are full heading south and empty flying north....

tomwed 10-19-2015 11:42 AM
Cart owners carry a salt shaker for icy roads.

tomwed 10-19-2015 11:45 AM
The men are wearing hearing aid muffs.

tomwed 10-19-2015 11:47 AM
Golfers wear two pair of sox in cast they get a hole in far.
[i know it's old but i couldn't resist]

villagetinker 10-19-2015 11:48 AM
Golfers use COLORED balls.

tomwed 10-19-2015 12:00 PM
The only Under Armor shirts left in stock are size small.

tomwed 10-19-2015 12:01 PM
You also need a hammer to tee a ball up.

Taltarzac725 10-19-2015 04:21 PM
I look for my ear muffs from Minneapolis.

tomwed 10-19-2015 05:43 PM
It's football season. So patriot fans deflate their golf cart tires.

chuck90199 10-20-2015 07:39 AM
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Time for winter clothes

tomwed 10-20-2015 07:47 AM
Terrapins are wearing turtle necks. [too silly?]

tomwed 10-20-2015 07:54 AM
You can keep a mayonnaise sandwich in your front pocket all day.

golfing eagles 10-20-2015 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1132358)
Terrapins are wearing turtle necks. [too silly?]
Possibly. Might also be considered "lame". Could have "timing" issues, or be "inappropriate" to the context. Who knows, it's not our definition in the first place.

tomwed 10-20-2015 09:14 AM
Publix doubles the price of Taylor Ham.

golfing eagles 10-20-2015 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by tomwed (Post 1132429)
Publix doubles the price of Taylor Ham.
That's better:beer3:


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