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Mark1976 01-09-2022 05:57 AM

That pretty much covers it

tsmall22204 01-09-2022 06:06 AM

I say Rusty has much to much time on his hands to develop such nonsense.

Kannon451 01-09-2022 06:39 AM

Very funny, well done, thank you

Ealdrich 01-09-2022 07:23 AM

That’s the biggest laugh I’ve gotten on this forum. If you could find a way to make It political or involve a dog who pooped on a lawn while the lightbulb was being changed, you’d have everything covered! Well done and thanks for the laugh!

Two Bills 01-09-2022 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 024engine (Post 2047882)
What a waste of words and time. Get a life.

Yet you found time out of your life to find words and reply!:coolsmiley:

me4vt 01-09-2022 07:40 AM

Copy and Paste🤣

me4vt 01-09-2022 07:43 AM

Plus the renter guy Smoking in his lounge chair on the street

jimbomaybe 01-09-2022 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustyp (Post 2047623)
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? 💡
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.

What about people like me who fit in more than one category/list?

Larchap49 01-09-2022 08:09 AM

Bulbs
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rustyp (Post 2047623)
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? 💡
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.

Best darn post ever, and soooooo true, thanks for starting my morning with a good laugh

Larchap49 01-09-2022 08:15 AM

Grouch
 
[QUOTE=024engine;20A47882]What a waste of words and time. Get

Finally a word from the grouchiest person on the block. Crack a smile it really doesn't hurt.

Ski Bum 01-09-2022 08:39 AM

I'm putting a note on my calendar for 6 months from now...

Doro22 01-09-2022 08:47 AM

Laughter is a good thing!
 
:bigbow:

DaleDivine 01-09-2022 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Two Bills (Post 2047895)
Yet you found time out of your life to find words and reply!:coolsmiley:

Exactly what I was going to say. Must have read the post plus some of the replies.
:popcorn::popcorn:

Rodneysblue 01-09-2022 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rustyp (Post 2047623)
Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ? 💡
1 to change the light bulb and ____ to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up on fb and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****
And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn't an airport so you don't need to announce your departure.

And 27 people will say that if we ha a Costco we could buy our light bulbs there cheaper.

JillClancy 01-09-2022 10:03 AM

Love this!


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