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CFrance 03-09-2013 12:01 AM

They don't know what pickleball is. (But I will take car of that if they just call me.)

CFrance 03-09-2013 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Virtual Geezer (Post 639005)
Either that or they come to a complete stop at the traffic circle waiting for a light to turn green.

Making a left hand turn from the center lane from Morse or Buena Vista onto 466 or 466a. I have seen this so many times I thought is might be a new Florida driving law that I was unaware of. I have found only one or two intersections that allow for two lane let turns.


VG

That's a New Jersey thing. Oops... SORRY!!!! (I used to live there, so I know...)

gocubsgo 03-09-2013 07:53 AM

They walk around on a morning when it's 35 degrees out wearing t shirts, shorts and flip flops because "I'm in Florida!"

dpingram 03-09-2013 08:25 AM

Their golf cars are naked.... not yet identifed with emblems, decals, or flags.

CFrance 03-09-2013 08:30 AM

Their mailboxes don't have stickers! (Uh-oh, here we go again...)

CFrance 03-09-2013 08:31 AM

They have more than two pets!! (Except for... well, never mind).

Barefoot 03-09-2013 08:47 AM

Newbie women wear pantyhose. Newbie men drive with their left leg inside the golf cart. :icon_wink:

graciegirl 03-09-2013 08:50 AM

They think a birdcage is what one keeps a bird in.

ummm, is what a bird is kept in.

.......something in which a bird is kept.:duck:

getdul981 03-09-2013 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefoot (Post 639556)
Newbie men drive with their left leg inside the golf cart. :icon_wink:

I hope I don't ever get to be an oldie then.

Bosoxfan 03-09-2013 10:38 AM

I know that when we were new we waved to every person walking,driving, running, or driving a golf cart.We still wave to walkers but have stopped the rest unless someone waves first.Don't think my arm could have kept that up and still be able to throw a softball...lol!!

Bosoxfan 03-09-2013 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capecodkev (Post 639130)
So how long does it take everyone to get aclimated so you don't look lost all the time?

Took me about 3 weeks

2BNTV 03-09-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by graciegirl (Post 639560)
They think a birdcage is what one keeps a bird in.

ummm, is what a bird is kept in.

.......something in which a bird is kept.:duck:

In the northeast, the bird is kept in one's fingers. :jester:

Villages PL 03-09-2013 02:31 PM

You can tell when someone is new in the Villages by the way they introduce themselves. They will say something like this: Howdy, neighbor, I'm new here in the Villages......

jebartle 03-09-2013 03:15 PM

This might apply to all Villagers
 
Couples are holding hands....If we did that, it would be to help break the fall....Ha Ha:1rotfl::1rotfl:

Virtual Geezer 03-09-2013 08:10 PM

All the cashiers at Bealls know them by name.

VG

gmcneill 03-09-2013 08:29 PM

When newbies hear people talk about acid build up, they think the discussion is about indigestion instead of cart batteries.


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