They have more than two pets!! (Except for... well, never mind).

Newbie women wear pantyhose. Newbie men drive with their left leg inside the golf cart. :icon_wink:

They think a birdcage is what one keeps a bird in.

ummm, is what a bird is kept in.

.......something in which a bird is kept.:duck:

I hope I don't ever get to be an oldie then.

I know that when we were new we waved to every person walking,driving, running, or driving a golf cart.We still wave to walkers but have stopped the rest unless someone waves first.Don't think my arm could have kept that up and still be able to throw a softball...lol!!

Took me about 3 weeks

In the northeast, the bird is kept in one's fingers. :jester:

You can tell when someone is new in the Villages by the way they introduce themselves. They will say something like this: Howdy, neighbor, I'm new here in the Villages......

This might apply to all Villagers
 

Couples are holding hands....If we did that, it would be to help break the fall....Ha Ha:1rotfl::1rotfl:

All the cashiers at Bealls know them by name.

VG

When newbies hear people talk about acid build up, they think the discussion is about indigestion instead of cart batteries.