[kellyjam]

I got married to the widow next door.

[6XNANA]

She's been married 7 times before ........

[mainlander]

and every one was a Henry. never was a Willie nor a Sam,, I'm the eighth old man.....

[kittygilchrist]

I can't help it if I'm still in love with you.

[kittygilchrist]

I, being of sound mind, bwahahaha.

[CFrance]

Originally Posted by kittygilchrist

I, being of sound mind, bwahahaha.

... knew you would join the crowd and come up with a good one!

[jblum315]

I. . .never knew what time it was
'Til I met you

[Taltarzac725]

I had the story, bit by bit, from various people, and, as generally happens in such cases, each time it was a different story. - Edith Wharton, Ethan Frome (1911)

Seems to be often the case.

[rayschic]

I am the walrus....goo, goo g'joob