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Old 07-04-2011, 08:01 AM
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Just woke up from a nap. Had a dream that I lived with Lady Gaga and a few other people. Anyway, in my dream, Gaga (that's what I call her) told me she was getting married and wanted me to be her maid of honor. Obviously, I need a therapist to work out these subconscious nocturnal narcissistic issues I have. But more importantly, what should I wear to the wedding?
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Just woke up from a nap. Had a dream that I lived with Lady Gaga and a few other people. Anyway, in my dream, Gaga (that's what I call her) told me she was getting married and wanted me to be her maid of honor. Obviously, I need a therapist to work out these subconscious nocturnal narcissistic issues I have. But more importantly, what should I wear to the wedding?
I would like to clear up something and get it off my chest.

Gaga...is what my grandchildren call me and I have had the name for 21 years. I had that name FIRST!!!!
On what to wear...ummm for her wedding, let's see now.

Lots of glue and lots of sequins??? Strategically placed of course.
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Old 07-04-2011, 08:14 AM
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angie - Seek professional counseling. And wear something really off-the-wall to the wedding - you'll fit right in!!

gracie - That's always been my vision of you - - - as Gaga....... Hee-hee!!

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Old 07-04-2011, 08:14 AM
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I would like to clear up something and get it off my chest.

Gaga...is what my grandchildren call me and I have had the name for 21 years. I had that name FIRST!!!!
On what to wear...ummm for her wedding, let's see now.

Lots of glue and lots of sequins??? Strategically placed of course.
...and don't forget the meat!!!!!!
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Old 07-04-2011, 08:45 AM
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To fit right in with Gaga:

Just enough so you don't get arrested for indecent exposure.
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To fit right in with Gaga:

Just enough so you don't get arrested for indecent exposure.
At my age.... any exposure would be indecent!!!
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At my age.... any exposure would be indecent!!!


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I would like to clear up something and get it off my chest.

Gaga...is what my grandchildren call me and I have had the name for 21 years. I had that name FIRST!!!!
On what to wear...ummm for her wedding, let's see now.

Lots of glue and lots of sequins??? Strategically placed of course.
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Old 07-04-2011, 05:32 PM
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I would call that a nightmare not a dream. I want to know who else was there?
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Just woke up from a nap. Had a dream that I lived with Lady Gaga and a few other people. Anyway, in my dream, Gaga (that's what I call her) told me she was getting married and wanted me to be her maid of honor. Obviously, I need a therapist to work out these subconscious nocturnal narcissistic issues I have. But more importantly, what should I wear to the wedding?
Well, since she has been known to wear a meat dress...I would probably go for fish...never want to upstage the bride...and your date could wear a cod piece (I know, really, really bad!!!)
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Just woke up from a nap. Had a dream that I lived with Lady Gaga and a few other people. Anyway, in my dream, Gaga (that's what I call her) told me she was getting married and wanted me to be her maid of honor. Obviously, I need a therapist to work out these subconscious nocturnal narcissistic issues I have. But more importantly, what should I wear to the wedding?
The Meat thing has already been done. Perhaps you could go Veggie?
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Well, since she has been known to wear a meat dress...I would probably go for fish...never want to upstage the bride...and your date could wear a cod piece (I know, really, really bad!!!)
Trish, this could be the funniest thing I have ever read on this Forum
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But more importantly, what should I wear to the wedding?
How aboout making an outfit out of Pickleballs (mix white and yellow) with with the holes stratigically placed!

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