I will bet the Glorious Dinner was Lobster.

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Old 05-09-2017, 07:22 AM
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Wink I will bet the Glorious Dinner was Lobster.

Glad you like it. Here is another one:

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all
the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no
actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The
letter read:

Dear God,
I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone
stole my purse. It had £50 in it, which was all the money I had until my
next pension cheque. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited my only
living friend over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn
to, and you are my only hope.
Can you please help me?
Sincerely,
Edna


The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other
workers...
Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few
quid. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £45, which they put
into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and
the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same
old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was
opened. It read:

Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your
gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friend. We had a
very nice day and I told my friend of your wonderful gift. By the way, there
was £5 missing. I think it was those b*****ds at the Post Office.
Sincerely,
Edna
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